At least I have two kidneys
Posted on January 23rd, 2011
Somewhere between 4 and 6:30, the time when P first woke up (having a fit) and the time I finally got out of bed because I was so pissed I was not being allowed to sleep, she decided to drop her full 40 pounds on my peacefully sleeping form. She focused that energy in her elbow, which ended up planted in one of my internal organs (I’m a little vague on which one – I think my liver, but I’m hoping it’s a kidney, because I have a spare).
Not a great way to wake up. Coffee doesn’t even help. (On the positive side, her bedtime last night took forever, but was mostly without tantrums.)
I just heard commotion upstairs, where they have a 2 1/2 year old. I guess we’re all up early this Sunday.
Categories: General Parenting, Not crazy...yet

My own bright ray of sunshine has decided to get up at 4am the past two mornings, and both mornings all I could think was, “Why haven’t I learned how to program the damned coffee maker??”
That is so funny! I *just* remembered how to do mine and started again this past week!
Although at 4 AM, I think they should be doing the coffee. I don’t care if P needs a ladder to reach the counter – it’s the principle.
We used to have a cat that did that…