• 1 week since we’ve been without a refrigerator.
  • 8 emails regarding the fridge that the landlord hasn’t returned.
  • 1 year since I gave crazy ex-boss notice.
  • 20 days since I broke up with Powell’s Books.
  • 20 years (next month) since I met M. (!!)
  • 14 years since M and I saw a Space Shuttle launch.
  • 5,290 tweets (as of right now).
  • 5,291.  Sorry.
  • 4 years since I looked down at my belly and thought, “Maybe I wouldn’t mind her being just a teensy bit early.”
  • 3 5/6 years since P obliged me.  (And hasn’t been so obliging ever since.)
  • 6 years since I was preparing for my last round of law school finals. With a sinus infection. In bed.
  • 3 times last night P woke me from a sound sleep.
  • 5,292. Sorry.