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Archive for April, 2011

P’s Progress Report

Posted on April 16th, 2011

Sometime in the last year, I went from waiting on caring for a toddler to spending my day with an interesting small person who can hold a conversation.  That rocks my world. If you’re really interested in knowing how hard my first few months at home were, you’re welcome to search the archives for “tantrum” or “meltdown” or “sanity.” It was awful, all the more so because I didn’t know to expect this at 3.  No one tells you your child will turn into a demon at 3 (saying this is how I start many conversations on the playground).  I didn’t realize a kid could have successive tantrums for 12 hours straight. But, slowly, it turned around. The progress isn’t as dramatic as it…

Categories: Epiphanies, General Parenting

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The Sesame Street Drinking Game

Posted on April 14th, 2011

This joins the Dinosaur Train Drinking Game and the Angelina Ballerina Drinking Game.  Fortunately, the rules of this one are very simple. Elmo refers to himself in the third person.  (1 drink) That’s it.  That’s all you need.

Categories: General Parenting, Not crazy...yet

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The P is mightier than the swordfish

Posted on April 13th, 2011

At the science museum store, P has had her eye on a plastic ichthyosaur for a while.  I have resisted, because $9.99 ($8.99 with member discount) seems kind of steep for a plastic marine reptile.  Today she informed me that “All kids need one of these.”  (Where the hell did that come from?) I was wavering – - when a mom approached with her son.  “What’s this?” he asked her. “It’s a swordfish,” the mom said. P looked at me over her shoulder with a look of distain on her face. In a very clear voice, she declared: “That is NOT a swordfish.  It’s an ichthyosaur.  It’s a reptile.  And it’s eating a nautiloid.” Other mom: “Well.  It’s an old type of swordfish.” P…

Categories: Dinosaurs, General Parenting

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Today in numbers

Posted on April 13th, 2011

1 week since we’ve been without a refrigerator. 8 emails regarding the fridge that the landlord hasn’t returned. 1 year since I gave crazy ex-boss notice. 20 days since I broke up with Powell’s Books. 20 years (next month) since I met M. (!!) 14 years since M and I saw a Space Shuttle launch. 5,290 tweets (as of right now). 5,291.  Sorry. 4 years since I looked down at my belly and thought, “Maybe I wouldn’t mind her being just a teensy bit early.” 3 5/6 years since P obliged me.  (And hasn’t been so obliging ever since.) 6 years since I was preparing for my last round of law school finals. With a sinus infection. In bed. 3 times last night P…

Categories: Geek, TMI

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And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ’til the Parasaurolophus takes the Cabriolet…

Posted on April 12th, 2011

  Today, we didn’t go on an adventure, but we did play with cars and dinosaurs.  

Categories: Dinosaurs, Good day

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Strange Spring Day

Posted on April 12th, 2011

I woke up early. And well-rested. It’s Be Kind to Lawyers Day. It’s Grilled Cheese Day. It’s free ice cream at the local Ben & Jerry’s day. It’s sunny when the forecast called for clouds. The restaurant downstairs cooked bacon and OMG it smelled heavenly. I went to the grocery store where all the clerks are mean, and ours was nice. A TriMet bus driver let me into traffic (as opposed to trying to run me off the road). The rude old guy in the building was sweet to us in the elevator. P decided to “take a rest” and is napping. OK, then.  I’ll take two!

Categories: Good day

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Fun with notecards (the non-school edition)

Posted on April 12th, 2011

This is a writing update.  I try not to do these often, because I think there’s nothing more boring than an author talking about process. Process = writing.  One person and a keyboard, and not fun to watch. But this is more meta.  Basically, I’m doing something now that I did a year ago – making flash cards for each scene and putting them together in advance of a heavy rewrite.  I’ve decided which characters needed to be stronger, which could be eliminated or merged, and I’ve limited the number of viewpoint characters, now that I know which characters have the strongest and most distinctive voices. And as much as I love Scrivener and all the things it does, I like real notecards. (Of…

Categories: Writing

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A sample daily adventure

Posted on April 11th, 2011

Today we stopped at Starbucks for caffeination (I would have gone local, but a “cake pop” was requested specifically). Next, we went to the park, where I pushed her in a swing for almost an hour.  Then she played on the swings on her own: Also at the park, we saw crows flying into a nest. She was exhausted and hungry at the end of our run at the park (and we were on our third group of elementary school students on their lunch break!) so we went and got a bite to eat.  On the way, we saw many finches begging crumbs at the Pearl Bakery. No pictures were taken at lunch. We took the streetcar four of the blocks home, then P…

Categories: Portlandia, Routines

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The Mommy Track

Posted on April 11th, 2011

This is the routine: wake up, write, get P fed, dressed, get showered and dressed, go on an  adventure, come home, play, write, fix dinner, write while M and P play on respective laptops, put P to bed (often an ordeal), sleep. Repeat daily. Except I’m feeling anxious, unsettled.  This manifests itself in lists and a flurry of organization and cleaning.  Usually I get this way when I’m processing some big emotion, like anger or grief.  It’s not a coincidence that I used to clean the house when I was on the phone with my parents. The one year stay-at-home anniversary is approaching. That rattles me.  I’d only counted on six months, but then the putative move threw us into turmoil, and once that…

Categories: Not crazy...yet, Too much to ask?

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The continuing saga of the broken refrigerator

Posted on April 10th, 2011

ACHTUNG!  THIS IS A WHINY, “POOR ME” POST! Sunday morning, or Day 5 of no refrigerator. The part that had to be ordered from LG arrived Friday, was installed Saturday – and was defective.  I was at my massage.  M apparently told the repair guy: “It was good that EH wasn’t here, because her head would have blown up.”  The guy laughed nervously. Yes, it was good that the repair guy was gone before I came home, because while he was here he told M that he thinks they’ll have the replacement replacement part ready – by this coming Wednesday. Really? Have these people never heard of Fed Ex? So today is Day 5 of using up stuff in the fridge, buying dry ice…

Categories: Disasters, Not crazy...yet

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