Five Embarrassing Things About Me
Posted on June 17th, 2011
- I can’t sweat. Seriously, I glisten, then I swell up and pass out instead. (Caveat: when I am in the Deep South, I do. But I also want to die.) There is a reason I live at this latitude.
- Despite my amazing 20/400 vision AND incredible vanity, I can’t wear contacts, because I can’t put things in my eyes. I have tried, and I am incapable of it. It grosses me out. I blink. Just putting allergy drops in my eyes is a major operation.
- I still only like grilled cheese made with American cheese, specifically Kraft 2% Singles. I know it’s not real cheese. It has to be Kraft, because at least the first ingredient is milk. I looked at the generic version and it was oil. Ew!
- I…I like Jason Mraz…
- …and first saw/heard him on Sesame Street singing with Elmo. Because I really don’t get out much.