Parent-teacher conference for Pea this morning! You’re thinking, “What for? She’s only in preschool.” I know, right? But I look forward to these, and have ever since she was a baby.

Usually I’m told what a wonderful, clever child she is and, frankly, I can’t get enough of that kind of thing, because it helps me keep myself together when she’s irrational and obnoxious…which comes around 8 PM, every night.

(I sincerely doubt that at this age, anyone tells parents that their kid isn’t wonderful and/or clever, but I don’t let that spoil my fun. Although maybe I have been told something else, but I refuse to believe it. Also possible!)