Most of you know I haven’t spoken to my crazy family in a couple of years. I haven’t sent holiday greetings for longer than that. Last year I started getting into the holiday spirit, and this year I am ready to get back into the card game.

But other than my friends in real life, to whom? My big extended family can kiss my ass. M’s is, sadly, mostly dead.

I’d rather send cards to you folks. So if you’d like to get a card (and if I am ambitious, organized, and nimble enough with an X-ACTO knife, I will manage a secret craft project, too), drop me a line at the.attorney.at.large[AT]gmail.com with your name/address and I will put you on our list!