Things I have tweeted

  • No more caffeine after 5 pm. Sigh.
  • I do stupid things late at night…like read the comments on news stories. #EyesBleeding
  • Barista and I are both from the Evergreen State.  Picture.
  • In the last couple of weeks, my husband has become a HUGE fan of @TheEllenShow. It is so freaking adorable.
  • Was listening to The Police in the car. For a good few minutes, I thought we had a belt slipping. Thankfully it was just Sting’s voice.
  • Tried to unlock someone else’s car. Again. Wasn’t even the AWD version.
  • Coffee shop new moms. So funny. So annoying.
  • The music at this coffee shop is what would happen if Kate Bush sang on helium. I didn’t know it could GET more shrill.
  • Pea just sang along to “Kids in America.” (Maybe I joined in.) So fun.
  • So it’s 2012 and I can’t freaking find a recording of Salieri’s La Contessa. How is this possible, Internet?
  • Gah, Amazon. 25% off the boots I want is still a small fortune. Thank you for torturing me with the email, though.
  • I wish I lived in a state where you didn’t need a DEA number to get Sudafed.
  • LOL. Someone hit my blog by searching “Do you have to be a douche to be a good attorney?” For which I’m apparently #3 in a Google search.
  • How the hell did anyone parent before benzodiazapenes?

4 Responses to “Things I have tweeted”

  1. mkowalewski

    Please say it’s no CAFFINEATED coffee after 5 right? Otherwise I am going to go insane. ;-) I don’t think I was ever a coffee shop new mom, which is why I was probably a basket case.

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    • Attorney At Large (@attyatlarge)

      I only drink coffee in the AM, then switch to diet soda. So long as I quit around 5 PM (it used to be 8, but I’ve grown more sensitive) I can still sleep at a reasonable hour. The smart thing to do would be to quit altogether, but…noooo!

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    • The Attorney At Large

      Occasionally in Firefox, it will load the mobile version of the theme for me. (Maybe one time in a hundred? Enough that I know it happens, but not often.) If I refresh, it goes back to normal. I’m not putting anything past the ghost in the machine, though.

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