Almost as much fun as questions for Ask AAL are the ways people get to this blog. Such fun search terms!

I hate paper napkins.
Me, too.

Are Christmas cards passe?
I don’t think so, given the lovely cards I’ve received (and sent) this year.

Mothers’ day is stupid.
Yep.

Lavoisier in the Year One.
It was a good book.

Quiet time art projects
I don’t think those exist. My kid only does art projects by continuously narrating every step of the project. If my attention wanes, I’ll be brought back to task with “Hey, MOM! Look!”

Should I friend my client on Facebook?
No.

Do women have to remove hats indoors?
No.

What should I do if my blood pressure is 150/112?
Go to the emergency room. You’re about to stroke. (Or rather, how the hell should I know? I’m a lawyer, not a doctor.)

Could St. Francis of Assisi talk to animals (atheist view)?
Um…I’m going out on a limb here to say that yes, he could talk to them. Whether or not they understood him or spoke back to him, though, is up for grabs.

Romans and the Celts
Historically, it wasn’t pretty. But it was nice that the Romans left so many coins behind, right?

The facts and the law in my case.
Look, if you don’t know, how do you expect me to?

Does Biglaw value introverts?
Doubtful, at least long-term.

What is 750 square feet?
This is what’s wrong with America, right here.